21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex

21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex


1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong when you shield your  dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it
8. If you think she's spunky cover your money
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you're going into heat, package your meat
13. When you're undressing your venus dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser
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15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!

Tags: humor, jokes

put a little poetry into it

"When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them
and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to
them."

The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means
by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe when the
next customer comes in and watch how he or she is dealt with.

Presently a middle aged woman comes in to the shop and asks for
something for a tummy bug.

The pharmacist says, "There's a lot of that virus going about,
but this pink mixture should sort you out!"

"Oh thank you very much!" says the middle aged woman and she
leaves the shop.

So the pharmacist says the youth can serve the next customer
while he goes to tea break, "And remember to put some poetry
into it" he says.

Anyway, the youth waits around and nobody comes in, so he
decides to go to the restroom.  Just as he's about to nip off,
a young teenage girl comes in.

"Can I help you?" he asks.  She replies very embarrassedly that
she would like to buy some sanitary towels, to which the youth
replies :

"Hang on Miss, I'm dying for a piss, but I'll be back in a
flash, with a sash for your gash!"

Words of Wisdom...
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are
built for.

Tags: Pharmacist, Medicine, jokes, harbor, ship