"When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them
and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to
them."
The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means
by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe when the
next customer comes in and watch how he or she is dealt with.
Presently a middle aged woman comes in to the shop and asks for
something for a tummy bug.
The pharmacist says, "There's a lot of that virus going about,
but this pink mixture should sort you out!"
"Oh thank you very much!" says the middle aged woman and she
leaves the shop.
So the pharmacist says the youth can serve the next customer
while he goes to tea break, "And remember to put some poetry
into it" he says.
Anyway, the youth waits around and nobody comes in, so he
decides to go to the restroom. Just as he's about to nip off,
a young teenage girl comes in.
"Can I help you?" he asks. She replies very embarrassedly that
she would like to buy some sanitary towels, to which the youth
replies :
"Hang on Miss, I'm dying for a piss, but I'll be back in a
flash, with a sash for your gash!"
Words of Wisdom...
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are
built for.
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