Webbies...
Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass
quantities while programming.

School...
Learning is ever in the freshness of its youth, even for the
old. - Aeschylus (525-456 BC) --Ancient Greek soldier,
playwright

Life's Quips...
"Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously
moving from where you left them to where you can't find them."